porkyandthemob

Twitz and I are going to Steepla next month. Shimsaps is so jealous, it’s all she ever talks about you know – going there. I know what you’re thinking, why aren’t I going with Pilk? Well I’ll tell you, he’s been there a dozen times and besides, he hates Damion Dalwarts. Oh that reminds me – I forgot to tell you – Hipps got a Rabber Ribbot! I was really hoping to get one, but Wigi plain forgot. Of course they did, I know, I know. I just don’t get it; I made myself clear on what I wanted. So yesterday I heard Twitz was boycotting Dilsips. So romantic, don’t you think?