porkyandthemob

The drunk lady was drunk when she got on board. The drunk lady got even more drunk when they came around with options of cocktails, wines and beers. The drunk lady got really, really drunk when they came around the second time. The drunk lady got extremely bad smelling, laughing at everything and dancing in her seat but everyone thought it was very comical drunk when they allowed her to purchase more. The drunk lady got especially wish you were somewhere else because she was no longer funny and exceptionally overbearing and cursing and causing an exceedingly obnoxious scene drunk when she walked to the back and they still allowed her to purchase more. And she was still drunk when she passed out right before the landing and the stewardesses were greedily counting their tips and wishing she wasn’t passed out but still purchasing mixers because they figured if they hid behind the laboratories no one for some strange reason would complain about the very, very, very drunk lady.